Wine not?

A banana is 105 calories. A glass of prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.

Christmas calories don't count.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down.

Love is in the air

Christmas is too sparkly.

You are the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow.

Oh come let us adore him.

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.

I work hard so my cat can have nice things.

I'm not having a glass of wine. I am having six. It's called "tasting" and it's classy.

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry

Mental health matters.

Coffee now, wine later.

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.

Bloom with grace.

I can't talk right now. I'm doing dog mom shit.

Fear doesn't stand a chance when you stand in God's love.

You are not broken.

As long as we have wine, the holidays will be fine

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Holly jolly

I'm only a morning person on December 25th

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.

Light tomorrow with today.

Rainbows apologize for angry skies.

The grass is greener where you water it.

Today's good mood is sponsored by my dog.

Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.

I'm not sure how many plants it takes to be happy, but so far it's not fifty seven.

Led by the Word, not the world.

Home is where my plants are.

In a world full of Grinches, be a Griswold.

Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I am a gift.

All is bright

The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.

His plan is greater than our own.

You have a right to be exactly who you are.

I googled my symptoms... it turns out I need a bottle or three of wine.

Let it snow.

Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is my favorite, but you’re okay, too.

Uteruses before duderuses

Let me remind you how lucky you are to have me (and vice versa).

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

Maybe Christmas, he thought... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!

You matter.

Baby it's cold outside

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Live life in color.

My jeans keep telling me no more Christmas cookies while my leggings are like we got you boo.

Hot cocoa

The stages of Christmas shopping: 1. Plenty of time 2. Oh no

One thing at a time

Just create

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

You grow girl

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would kill you last.

When they saw the star, they rejoiced.

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards

Productivity does not determine growth.

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

I love you and I like you

You’re just my type

You stole a pizza my heart

It takes a village and a vineyard.

Forget mistletoe. If you want a kiss buy me plants.

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices

Coffee is my spirit animal

Sweater weather is my favorite weather.

Home is where the coffee is

It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.

Be kind to yourself

Are you a coronary artery? ‘Cause you’re wrapped all around my heart.

Plant lady is the new cat lady.

You are so sweet

Your mental health is a priority

My favorite winter activity is going back inside where it is warm.

Be my Valentine

It's okay to not be okay

I like you a waffle lot

4:00 wallow in self pity, 4:30 star into abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30 dinner with me (I can't cancel that again).

Acceptance of yourself is far more important than acceptance from others

I have been uniquely designed for a purpose.

Consider it a great joy.

A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices.

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

Some days all you need is plant therapy.

I’m nuts about you

I'm a succa for you.

It's a beaut Clark.

Choose love, kindness, and rainbows.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

People who love to eat are always the best people

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

Good vibes

I don't want much this Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be loved.

Sending you love

You are above average.